Look for exciting miscellaneous listings here in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Upcoming futures: Attempts to clone a woolly mammoth and bring an aminal back from extinction. I have recently obtained DNA samples from a woolly mammoth. I will try and resurrect this DNA in a de-nucleated elephant oocyte. If you have a fertile elephant, please contact me. So far, the good people at the Military Zoo of Myanmar are the only ones to return my phone calls.